According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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