he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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