Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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