yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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