No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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