do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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