Can Purell be used as lube?
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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