now i know why i became what i already was.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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