I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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