What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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