Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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