before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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