I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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