did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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