OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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