Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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