She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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