Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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