Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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