It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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