But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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