so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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