Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You have to summon your inner elephant
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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