Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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