And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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