You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
