Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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