office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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