dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
