Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We need to rekindle our bromance
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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