Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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