Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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