she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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