I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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