I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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