addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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