I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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