I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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