No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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