I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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