just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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