Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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