I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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