I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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