yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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