they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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