Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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