it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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