Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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