I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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